Ed Sheeran: Casi todos los hombres tenemos sobrepeso o malas piernas y las mujeres nos aceptan, ¿por qué nosotros no las aceptamos a ellas?
¿Por qué tenía que ser tan perfecto? ¿Por qué?
Porque es inalcanzable :c
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
Every day at the same time, she waits for him. He comes and they go for a walk.